Busy morning
It's
around 9:30 am- what have you done this morning? My son has smeared
fecal matter ALL OVER the bathroom, had a bath to clean the poo off his
body, dumped out several containers in the pantry, smeared applesauce
on the family room floor, and called 911 while playing with the phone.
He did this all within the last hour. He's only 16 months old.
I think the Lord gives us toddlers so we can appreciate how MUCH can be done in a short amount of time.
Oh, did you know if someone calls 911 and hangs up then the cops will
visit your home to check up on you? Yeah. Now I know. Thanks, kid.
1 comment:
Aren't you glad you cleaned up after him promptly? Granted, it was probably your distraction with cleaning the mess that allowed him to dial 911. But imagine if you /hadn't/ cleaned it up and he'd still managed to sneak a phone call past your sentry duty.
The cops would have shown up only to see a poop-smeared toddler eating fecal-contaminated applesauce off a dirty living room floor.
They would likely have taken him into protective custody and then you'd have spent the next month fighting with CPS to get him out of foster care.
There now, don't you feel better?
Happy Halloween!
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